The Um, Sir Podcast

The Rapture didn’t come, but the jokes did. Samie and Emily cover haunted Snohomish fries at the Oxford Saloon, Epstein bathrobe emails, Trump’s creepy birthday card, Alex Jones’ cursed star chart, MAGA’s purge of comedians, and ACA premiums scarier than any ghost tour. ✨ Release the files.

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Emily & Samie in Snohomish - Um, Sir Instagram

Alex Jones: Aquarius Sun, Libra Moon and Rising - Um, Sir Instagram

The U.K. has fired its ambassador to the U.S., Peter Mandelson, over disturbing ties to convicted sex offender Epstein - YouTube CBS

Left Behind (Or Don’t Watch) - IMDB
Jurassic Park - IMDb

Parks and Recreation: AND REPEAT every year lol - TikTok
This is fictional - AlecwithaPen, TikTok
ABC announced on Wednesday evening that it was pulling Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show “indefinitely” - Laura Taglianetti, TikTok

“Jimmy Kimmel Live!” returned to ABC - TikTok, NBC News

PBS News laid off its entire newsroom today - JohnaSocha, TikTok
Must be a coincidence - roddyftw, TikTok
Nothing says rapture like a floating Jesus doll - LoveBeav, TikTok

Health insurance premiums are going up - Senator Brian Schatz (HI) 

Merriam-Webster Dictionary's Post: Rapture & Raptor - Facebook

House Panel Releases Drawing for Epstein Apparently Signed by Trump - New York Times

Alex Jones Astrological Chart - Astroline

Why Is Everyone Talking About The Damn Rapture Again? - Defactor

Firings over callous remarks on Kirk’s killing spark debate on limits of free speech - PBS

Nurse (Not Really) Suspended For Calling Out Doctor’s “Sick” Charlie Kirk Remark After His Passing - AOL 

The Doctor Who Starved Her Patients to Death - Smithsonian Magazine

The Defense of Witches - 

This F*cking Guy: Ghislaine Maxwell - Hysteria & Pod Save America Network